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In Brazil (where I come from) there’s a multi-party system and we often talk about “the useful vote”- when you look at the political landscape, can’t find any ideal candidate (or your ideal candidate has zero chance of winning because he/she is polling at 5%) and there’s this one candidate who might win but really,

If “not liberal enough” is your reason to not vote for Hillary when the alternative is *actual fascism*, your liberalism is just narcissism

look at the figure those dresses are built for!!!! the necklines are to die for, i love the width of the straps, so flattering. the gowns are like, idyllic ~princess~ (QUEEN) style without being ott. not too poofy, beautifully detailed, beautiful yet modest. very very queenly.

Whose gonna buy me a plane ticket and send me because I NEED TO GO.

If it makes you feel any better every year for Christmas I asked for Felicity and my mom said she was too expensive. Yet my mom would get me like 8 Barbies and other shit (I would sit there and do the math and be like this equals the price of Felicity). My mom was just too busy living through my sister and I because

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

This woman is the exact embodiment of most of my nightmares since about 8th grade.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much

“Because I am new to Snapchat, I didn’t realize that not everyone has the same body type, metabolism, and exercise habits as I do, and also that not everyone gets paid to look like a model. I also was unaware that violating another person’s privacy, in an area of utmost privacy such as a locker room (where people are

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Call Your Girlfriend is amazing, but if we’re going all in on early 2010s Robyn, it’s all about Dancing On My Own:

Ugh seriously. Every day I wake up and think “could my face possible look more shitty.” I’m 29. Try to do a good job about sunscreen. I don’t have a lot of acne, but my skin is splotchy and just blah. I need to do something. I don’t wear a lot of make up so I don’t really know what to do. I did start using Burts Bees

Emperor’s New Groove is truly an underrated gem. It manages to make me empathize with David Spade, which is a feat in and of itself.

We wanted to make sure that [Elena] didn’t have a doll-like appearance,”

I’m still angry at myself for not only picturing the color of raw hamburger, but the texture. Curse my vivid imagination.

I believe you. I’ve already forgotten how painful childbirth was and it’s only been 2 weeks. I have a vague recollection of releasing some terrifying, primal screams, but that’s about it.

BREAK UP WITH HIM GIRL! (food thievery = total dealbreaker)

Cool. Now replicate feeding the hungry and curing the sick.

I mean- are there rides? I feel like the coal mining ride from Dollywood would work well. Just like instead of plunging into mines-you plunge into the pits of hell and watch little animatronic sinners having hot rocks shoved into their behinds. Singing “hell is real after all.” On a loop.