My countrymen, ladies and gentlemen.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Years ago, I was sitting on a park bench having my lunch, on the next bench was a young girl by herself, studying. and/or reading. An older guy came over, sat down on one end of her bench and began inching his way towards her. I got up, walked over and sat between them and kept eating my lunch. The guy very angrily…

allow me to invoke the suffragette mom from Mary Popping:

Personally, I’m not a fan of making the no-gun list match the no-fly list because the no-fly list is notoriously riddled with errors. However, in response to your question about a reasonable wait time? I don’t think 1-2 weeks is all that much to ask of people.

You must have no idea about John Lewis’ role in the civil rights movement of the 1960s or how powerful sit-ins were for that movement. If you did, you would not be calling this childish.

We tried intelligent conversation. It was called a “filibuster” and the Republicans wiped their asses with it.

Sit-ins were an essential reason why the civil rights movement of the 1960s succeeded, and John Lewis was one of the men who made it happen. So you can stop talking now.

I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

I am fucking ECSTATIC that our elected officials are taking a stand (sit) against this bullshit. It irks the hell out of me that they need to adopt the tactics that those outside government use to urge government to action, because more than half of congress is basically a bunch of spoiled children.

Jesus Christ—I read that as, “I found bloody pjs in the hamster, ripped apart.”

I guess that makes sense, but it’s just too gross to think about. I’m going back to the Gawker thread about how Trump’s children got his campaign manager fired.

I’m pretty sure I had that look every time I nervously asked (more like pleaded) for playdates. You love your kid but you’re so desperate for interaction with another human being that won’t spit up on. And to be with people who will not judge you for the various stains on your shirt. Or the fact you now live in yoga…

I’ve been struggling with this. I feel like I stalk mom’s of other kids my age.

Australian TV is currently showing an amazing new series called Cleverman. It’s based on traditional Aboriginal mythology (Dreaming), with a good dash of sci-fi/dystopian future thrown in. The original concept came from an Aboriginal man who wanted his children to have an Aboriginal superhero...so he created one.

Sorry Dave, coconut water from nuts straight off the tree is ambrosia

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

He has my crazy evangelical in-laws in a real bind, since they’re hispanic and HATE HIM but cannot fathom voting for any Democrat.

It’s confirmed in that absolutely no one believes for a second that this is happening entirely genuinely and entirely without ulterior motives.

This is comparatively local to me, and it’s breaking my heart.

Hey Bobby-