It seems to me that a lot of people are taking this as an indictment on the show, and not focusing on the real issue here: that these are issues that just HAPPEN to many people when they are trying to lose significant amount of weight. My own metabolism is shot in a very similar way, and I did nothing as extreme as…

Oh yeah, I’m a 32 year-old man and I flipped right the fuck out when she Force-pulled the saber away from Kylo Ren. I may or may not have uttered out loud, “Oh, shit just got real!” in the theater....

I am, occasionally, suprised that capes have not made a come back. Just think of how awesome we would all look leaving a place when we’re in a hurry.

Umph.

That’s a pretty big value judgement there kiddo. I did a simple google search of comparisons and they all pretty much looked the same to me. I could give a shit what Kylie Jenner does to her body. You’re welcome to post a more flattering (in your mind) photograph. My heart will go on regardless.

As my cohort has begun to have babies, they’ve also begun to lose babies, and like everything else to do with childbirth, it’s a very individual experience. None of my friends are pro-lifers, but a few of them wanted to mourn their lost pregnancies in a significant and public way, and a few of them found their way to…

Your hair sounds perfect to be honest.

I don’t like my body and generally when I try on close that should be my size but don’t fit, I blame myself so the fact that such a teeny person has to go a size up in stupid Beyoncé work out clothes from Topshop bums me out on behalf of the entire female race - the curvy, the petite and every one else in between.…

That gif tho

Well you can understand his claims given how all guns everywhere were banned as a result of Sandy Hook.

Look, I don’t like how this has become all about the animals all of a sudden. This anecdote was obviously supposed to focus on me and the pain I endured one shitty morning six years ago.

Not to be outdone (but still hopelessly cute):

Ha. Allow me to clarify. The animals were sad because they were in captivity. The dreariness of the rain made me feel both sadder and physically uncomfortable, because it was not warm (it was the morning) and my clothes got wet and chafed my delicate, unimprisoned skin.

I feel horrible for this woman and her family but also zoos are the worst. I realize that a lot of endangered species need some sort of curation for species survival, but we need to do better with larger and more natural enclosures. This circusy nonsense where a tiger snuggles up to a keeper lady is weird, barely…

My face does this excellent thing where it’s red and white splotched. Total creepshow.

Ah emotional labor. My husband bitched about how he has to put our son to bed when he gets home from work. Just brush his teeth, read book, put in bed: 20 minutes. I’m usually cooking dinner. He went on and on about how he got no time to decompress. I was like okay, sure I hear you. I’ll put him to bed (I already pick…

So he works from home and does none of the housework? What’s his excuse?

Yes. My husband got on me for not working out. So I wrote out his schedule: get up at 7, sit on toilet for 25 minutes, stretch for 15 minutes, jog 45 minutes, cool down 20 minutes, shower for 30 minutes, eat cereal. Log into computer at 9(works from home) Logoff at 5. Day is finished. Go to gym for an hour.

Fine. They’re excellently fit. Can they excellently bake bread, grow tomatoes,build a kite, recite poetry, make paper mache, play music, build a table, or any other of a hundred million endeavours that are at least as engaging and worthy of a human being’s time as working out. Nothing at all wrong with exercising to…

I realised I didn’t need an “excuse” when it clicked that when you’re depressed, exhausted, and chronically undernourished while nursing around the clock, a half hour HIIT sesh during naptime (when I desperately need a nap myself) ain’t gonna do shit in comparison to just treating myself with some kindness. Moms, be…