She has two kids, looks great, has made some fun and interesting comedy choices, and by all accounts seems to be very smart and funny. If creepy men no longer want to fuck her it’s a win-win, no?

I miss candy every time I try to stop eating it.

I keep reading Miss Hugh Grant and giggling like a 12 year old. I need sleep.

I’m very much more a Byzantium and What We Do in the Shadows kind of guy.

My kid was actually charged with disorderly conduct. While the teacher was out of the room, the class bully threw my daughter out of her seat, and was beating on her. The teacher was alerted, and called “officer friendly”, the resource officer. The bully was arrested, and class continued. The next day, we found out…

Wait, there are rumors that Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake? I’m into this.

I want to throw in a response to like 30 of these comments but I don’t want to spam, so I’ll just put a comment here.

WOW. Well THAT’S some horseshit right there. Guess I’ll have to start reading io9 less and Cool_Breeze’s kinja more; that dude does THU BEST recaps on the site, bar none.