I taught summer school for a while—and pool / water park / ocean swim day were always “nobody gets to leave this pavilion until they are literally saturated in SPF45 hey you get back here you are not saturated enough” days.

Don’t “run out” of sunscreen that is fucking negligent.

That is severe neglect. I hope this means they have lost their license and that no one involved will be in this business again.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Obviously all Midwesterners live on farms and drive our horse and buggies to Wal-Mart so we can pick up our 6-packs of Budweiser while listening to Kenny Chesney.

The only requirement for being “from the Midwest” is being born and/or raised in the Midwest. You can do ballet and be from the Midwest. In fact, I’m in the Midwest right this second, and I’m going to ballet class after work tonight at one of the nation’s premier ballet companies. CRAZY!

Ideally, Kloss will evolve into a combination of the two supes: the name/brand recognition of Crawford with the social conscience of Turlington. She’d be able to accomplish so much!

I like her. She seems sweet, genuine, hardworking. I have yet to hear anyone in the press say she’s an asshole. I also haven’t heard any drug/hard partying rumors. And she is charitable.

Someone else harmed its brand as well ...

I dearly hope she wins this. If the NYT this week showed us what kind of good well done journalism can do (through their nail salon piece), the Rolling Stones & Erdely in particular has done nothing but harm to their brand, to UVA and its community, and to the feminist movement in general by shoddy work.

I am a big fan of breastfeeding wherever you have a right to be, and I did so when my kid was a baby, but I can’t imagine breastfeeding while getting a haircut. All the little hairs getting in their eyes :(

4. Please don’t breast feed your child while getting your hair cut. There are little hairs everywhere that can burrow into your baby’s skin and cause an infection. Plus: chemicals. Plus: your boobs in my face without warning.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

i was trying so hard to be teamzayn or teamerrybodybutnb but i cant

“One Direction is basically our generation’s Jonas Brothers.”

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

I 100% agree with them here, but does anyone else think it may hurt the cause to have the Satanic Temple being the most outspoken opponent of these shitty laws?

There’s no way that’s a her real accent. She sounds like a villain from an 1991 direct-to-video “Die Hard” knockoff.