Eddie Pepitone is the true voice of America, the embodiment of the endless love and wrath of God himself. Anyone who disagrees should jump off a building, apologizing to Eddie via Twitter while falling.

I wish I had two dicks

AP MIKE FOR LIFE

Oh lord, I've been wanting another John C. Reilly/Mark Wahlberg team up ever since Boogie Nights, and hearing John C. Reilly do a commentary track for Max Payne would be the next best thing. Or maybe several things better.

Oh lord, I've been wanting another John C. Reilly/Mark Wahlberg team up ever since Boogie Nights, and hearing John C. Reilly do a commentary track for Max Payne would be the next best thing. Or maybe several things better.

Also if you pirate it then Enigma Force Five will come to your house under cover of night and disappear you.

Also if you pirate it then Enigma Force Five will come to your house under cover of night and disappear you.

If I wanted to spend an hour a week with a pissy, angry, half-bright old white guy I'd talk to my dad

If I wanted to spend an hour a week with a pissy, angry, half-bright old white guy I'd talk to my dad

It represents a hypersonic metaconsonant that only Vulcans and cats can hear

It represents a hypersonic metaconsonant that only Vulcans and cats can hear

I really really really didn't want to become an adult who watches kids' cartoons but if they're putting a frog in a Thor costume I don't really have a choice.

I really really really didn't want to become an adult who watches kids' cartoons but if they're putting a frog in a Thor costume I don't really have a choice.

Erik Charles Nielsen Same place Tim and Eric did "Please Touch Me"?

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Speaking of which, if you've got a bag of Combos and a full ballsack meet me behind the Ross Dress for Less in ten minutes.

Jay Mohr farted on my dog on thirteen separate occasions in four states.

bird? YEAH

Mock? YEAH

I bet they fuck