That's almost exactly what he is now. He's the warden of super-villain prison. And everybody keeps escaping.

It's too late, the Bath Salt Boys are on their way

It's only a common expression among dirt-stupid unempathetic chumps.

I can do a positive comment, I saw Gentleman Jesse open for the Black Lips a couple years ago and it was a great show. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

UYD isn't a podcast, it's a movement, a mouth dance, a new and better way of living.

I just hope that one day we find out who wrote "Shaddap You Face."

Say that to a bear. I fucking dare you to say that to a bear.

Shadow babies can only be made with shadow cum, which is created when lovers take so much Mucinex before sex that they switch consciousness with their shadows at the moment of climax, and then the shadow cum grows into a damn baby.

Paul F. Tompkins wrote a series of sex-perverted libertarian science fiction novels under the pseudonym "Robert Heinlein"

Paul F. Tompkins tied me to my own toilet and made me watch as he wordlessly snapped all my X-Files DVDs in half

Paul F. Tompkins went on a murder spree in 1997 which culminated in the death of Gianni Versace inside of a blue whale

Paul F. Tompkins ate a dragon's pussy in an ice cream sundae

Paul F. Tompkins beat a man to death on the steps of a church

He looks more like famous comedian PAUL F TOMPKINS

He was a fucking genius in this movie. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man.
names. We are nameless!

How'd you even get to this website, your mom buy you a 'puter for Christmas?

My logic says Squirrel Girl, WHAT NOW!?

Kiernan Shipka is like seven feet tall

This show would be a thousand times better with a pug that constantly drags its asshole on the carpet.

I think I speak for most people on this board when I say I watch for T-Dog and T-Dog only