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Me too, he's been my favorite for a couple years now but I worry I didn't tell enough people about him to establish how far ahead of the curve I am.

Howard the Duck, mostly. That was the first entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, by the way.

wait, GG Allin passed away!?!?!?

Dr. Bong

Dazzler

Anybody who doesn't like Jay Reatard is a full on dumbo

Here are some threads that lay it out (these links are SFW, some of the links within those links are NSFW and/or dead)

Yeah they jacked him off and I think they may have done something with a Star Wars figurine, I'm not kidding. I can't bring myself to watch it again for obvious reasons. Basically this kid harassed Portal of Evil for a time in the early 2000's (he's racist, sexist, homophobic, antisemitic, etc.), and then reappeared

The fat one entered the world of the Internet under the name SlackjawedJB. He was annoying 13 year old, then disappeared for a few years. Once he came of age, he starred in a humiliation porn where several women mocked and jo'ed him, finally forcing him to eat a french fry covered in his own semen. Then he was in some

you fool, Nightcrawler's dead and Magneto is a good guy

Tony Todd's cool, but sometimes flaky. I just went into the bathroom and said "Candyman" five times but he didn't show up