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Supposedly he also improvised the stick-his-fingers-down-his-pants-then-hold-them-under-Roman's-nose move. "Don't fuck with me, eh? Do it!"

"I am not a crackpot."

I bet the neo-Nazis are so pissed about this. That makes it funny.

To be fair, warehouse accommodations—and underground parties in said warehouse accommodations—far predate the rent skyrocketing in Oakland.

He had the best hilarity/screen time ratio out of anybody in Trainwreck.

White people on opioids: "These people are hurting! It's very important that we understand them and help them and give them the support they need! We as a country must rise to this challenge!"

A titan of the genre.

Rumble in the Bronx was a fantastically entertaining theater experience.

Very underrated episode. Endlessly quotable, and with tons of great jokes.

Upvoted for username.

On the subject of Verhoeven, I recall somebody (I believe in AVC comments somewhere) positing that the only way a movie version of Atlas Shrugged could possibly work is if it were made by Verhoeven in full Robocop/Starship Troopers mode. Not only do I agree with that, I'd actually want to see that movie.

Yeah, I would heavily object to being deprived of that.

Now let's all enjoy a nice meal of salmon bourguignon.

As with pretty much everything in life, Breitbart is somehow worse.

The Circle Jerks really need to put out a new album to capitalize on how everything is a circle jerk nowadays.

Compare and contrast the conservative response to the crack epidemic of the 1980s with the conservative response to the opioid problem of today.

Ditto "heartland" and the ever-so-stupid "real America."

White nationalists (they like to call themselves "alt-right") are permanently triggered. About everything.

At least until all the young playes suffer season-ending knee injuries because Thibs plays them 40 minutes a night.

And "give me money or else THEY win!"