"You just brought piss to a shit fight! Oh, wait…I've already used that one…."

True, true

Leatheryface just needed a good moisturizer.

Libertarians fall victim to the 5-Minute Rule: They can sound perfectly reasonable—even agreeable—for five minutes. "I believe in freedom! No discrimination! Legalize it!" But if they talk for much longer than that, everything comes crashing down due to the ramifications of their philosophy. "Nobody should be…

"Let's get some beer. Yeah, Barney's right. More beer."

It is kind of amusing how quickly they leap to define themselves that way.

During the Bush administration, the Republicans—who controlled every branch of government—made a Star Wars video that cast themselves as the plucky underdogs going up against Darth Pelosi (seriously) and the evil overlord fascist Democratic Empire.

It is no coincidence that 27% is the exact number known as The Crazification Factor: http://kfmonkey.blogspot.co…

No, it'll be normalized that Republican Presidents can do whatever they want without any consequence.

Yeah, that's quite possibly the laziest part of this whole thing. Like, they fucking gave you Lump BeefBroth—run with it! Or, you know, shamble along slowly with it.

He had the best burns by far.

"High five!"

I just assumed that it did. I mean, how could it not?

Hey, we'll call it even if I can have some of that big sandwich.

AW, SON OF A BITCH!

"I'm definitely not the leader of the cult! I'm…an old woman. Yes…."

Because that role was incredible, and he was amazing in playing it. So goddamn funny.

And it gets an A+ callback at the end:

"Vill you be my vife?"
…
…
"OK"

You know what's really boring? Fucking models in penthouses.