As long as Andrew Miller doesn’t kick anybody in the dick, I think they’re ok.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

The same way Warriors fans did when they were up 3-1. You guys have it wrapped up.

He went out on a boat drunk and high. He was basically looking to kill himself or someone else or part of a group doing so. Drunk drivers or high drivers get no sympathy from me. Fuck him and his friends.

It’s always the liberals who are ready to divide and ready to race bait.

Cocaine is bad any way you slice it. Incredibly addicting and can permanently fuck up your brain’s dopamine reward system as well as probably supporting El Chapo in his quest to turn Mexico into a post-apocalyptic wasteland with every purchase.

I’ll start, maybe?

Excuse me, but according to my Facebook feed this cache of emails holds the proof that will finally send her to prison. For ... something. But it’s about time!!!

I can’t wait to lose money at the new FanDraftDuelKings!

38, obviously.

So how many times per show should we call and ask if he’ll ever pay back the good(?) people of Rhode Island?

There’s always one.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Is he ehhhhhh.......shooting a bowling ball here?

http://www.sharkdiver.com/category/healing-sharks/

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

He doesn’t immediately jump to molesting her. He buys her ice cream first, otherwise that’s rude.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.