He was a soulless ginger so you can’t really kill something that was never truly alive to begin with. 

Yeah idiots! That’s a gloryhole! God dammit people, do I have to tell you everything?

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

LOL, yea right “Chechnya”, that’s not even a real place.

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Compared to Trump she’s highly qualified.

Some words were overlain onto a picture, so it MUST be true!

It’s like a bad Facebook meme: For 10 years of your life, you can make hundreds of millions of dollars, become a worldwide celebrity, be worshiped by millions of fans, and basically become an NFL immortal. HOWEVER, for those 10 years, you can’t smoke a J. But after that, you can get as high as you want as much as you…

You ever suck dick for weed?

It’s not habit forming!

I have him and Johnny Manziel on my fantasy rehab team.

Maybe not Trump, but his 10 year old son has lots of computers and is so good with the cyber. Soooo good you guys!

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Guys,