“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Compared to Trump she’s highly qualified.

Some words were overlain onto a picture, so it MUST be true!

It’s like a bad Facebook meme: For 10 years of your life, you can make hundreds of millions of dollars, become a worldwide celebrity, be worshiped by millions of fans, and basically become an NFL immortal. HOWEVER, for those 10 years, you can’t smoke a J. But after that, you can get as high as you want as much as you…

You ever suck dick for weed?

It’s not habit forming!

I have him and Johnny Manziel on my fantasy rehab team.

Maybe not Trump, but his 10 year old son has lots of computers and is so good with the cyber. Soooo good you guys!

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

3:05pm Trump team denies Google accusation, claim misunderstanding

File under: things Trump election spokesmen will deny he ever said tomorrow, while Trump is saying it live on camera at another rally!

You forgot Mexican judges

Uh, how about all of us who ARE against him?

shut the fuck up

So Google’s against him, the GOP establishment is against him, all of the TV networks are against him, several major newspapers are against him, every debate moderator is against him, electronic devices like microphones are against him, the election commissioners are against him...

In reality, Donald Trump is a moron.

I used to not be a “moron” but then I decided that I liked not having my laptop crash for no apparent reason. Oh, and I decided that I liked having a computer that lasted for years and wasn’t essentially disposable. But sadly, NOW, I’m a moron and have to deal with a computer that I never have to reboot, reinstall the…

Actually you just might be. Over the long run Macs tend to be cheaper as you don’t replace as often.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base