captainarbitrage
CaptainArbitrage
captainarbitrage

My fucking is exactly equivalent to these Pokemon dancing. No better, no worse.

If given the choice between “dancing well” or “fucking poorly” I am going to have to go with the second one.

Charizard wants to hate fuck you behind the dumpster of an Arby’s. Dragonite is just in the club to dance, rolling, and has no idea what you are talking about.

David,

I have no doubt that, given our current political climate, this gentleman will reach high office indeed. The highest office. You would not believe how high the office this man will reach is gonna be.

I don’t know why I am surprised or get worked up about the comment section here anymore but man, oh man, it gets me sometimes.

This is one of the most well thought out and explained stances on the removal of chris evans. I applaud this article and the ideas held within it. I think that a newer, more organically grown chemistry will surface and with it, the new generation of car nuts will be brought forth.

Well, why do you suppose that would be? ;)

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

The way he runs in:

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

reminded me a little of this

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.

Because Lehto’s Joker is so CAH-RAY-ZAY I mean he just walks out in the rain without an umbrella WHO DOES THAT!?

The want to keep all of your fingers.