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She has a severe contouring related injury on her cheek.

We’re veering very close to Muppet territory here with the fillers.

I’m assuming that’s one of the tweets that KK gets $25,000 for? ‘cause if not, WTF?

If only my adult onset stress induced hormonal cystic acne looked like this. It is shiny and red I guess. Close enough.

Shiny morgellons!

A different planet where everyone has asbestosis and problems with their vaginal mesh.

I posted this the other day:

actually looks like they just reconfigured the Mulsanne front end. Same mesh below just flipped upside down.

Bentley headlights, Audi platform, Lamborghini taillights....they’re really making use of the VW parts bin.

Kelly's Heroes, which is another great ensemble WWII movie. So many great, quotable jokes along with a few really tense action scenes. I don't think it necessarily breaks into the top 10, but top 20 easy.

Karl Lagerfeld is like 80+ years old. If he's anything like my grandparents, he probably thinks this is what it's supposed to do.

You mean it doesn't turn you into a walking talking irradiated skeleton in a hazmat suit?

This picture is so freaking creepy. It really does look alien.

That picture turned out much better than the one I took of Anakin's podracer from episode one:

The TV networks came up with it during the transition from SD to HD. They were still getting a lot of video shot in 4:3 and instead of having black bars during their 16:9 broadcasts, they started filling the screen with colored graphics and then started doing the blur/stretch of of the video that was playing. Now that

Whatever the nature of his pathology, members of the public are being misled and endangered, which makes Dr. Oz's presence on the faculty of a prestigious medical institution unacceptable.

Waiting for the online fund to help her against “the crazy liberals” that post on her FB.

The copter didn't actually malfunction. The guys simply wanted some Juanita's.

Pretty sure it’s half a 1950s soccer ball.