If at least half of these answers don’t have word “Bertone” in them, I will have totally lost faith in you people.

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Even better in reverse.

Fuck, now I can’t decide whether I’d rather have Bruce in van Halen or as a snowmobile racer. It’s a tough call.

Gasp! Marc Jacobs’ name was mentioned. That’s like a bat signal.

Are you sure Marc Jacobs ripped off Adidas? According to knowledgeable sources, MJ only steals ideas from Hungarian models.

I can’t be around people who chew with their mouths open. Can’t do it.

But cars depreciate so quickly!

Also, you must be pretty damn committed to walk around Mississippi in a fur vest.

She’s not a car person on the level of Jodie Kidd, but in her historical food show The Supersizers, she seems to enjoy her rides in an MGF and a blower Bentley (yes, seriously). She is just a great presenter, witty, quick on her feet, and really an adorable lovely human being. She doesn’t deserve this.

Ugh who let the bubbleheads breathe free air?

Dammit! Now I can't unsee that!

And if I remember right, SHE was the one who bailed because of the age difference. Damn Hollywood~!

In SO many ways...

It is not the business. I exchanged numbers with a guy online and we texted for a long time before I finally was like “wtf” and called him. The voice on this buff black dude sounded like Ross from the Tonight Show and the E! Red Carpet specials. NO SHIT. I was like “nope.” lol. I instantly got why he didn’t call that…

A suggestion as to what M shoulda done: kissed Drake harrrrrd, then send up the smoke and dim the lights and show a dried husk of a man in his outfit....and shout Madonna Forever!!!

One of the worst aspects of the internet age is when they put print journalists on camera to create web content.

lol

I think that’s Carson Kressley - one of the Queer Eye guys.