This kind of reporting on the Sony hacks I’m interested in, not a bitchy rundown of Amy Pascal’s grooming products.

A classic Armani sternum defender.

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

All men in Portland = Hipster.

Why do assholes like this come to this site? I suspect the best part of “The Dummy Gummy” was left on the bedroom sheets.

There’s a lot of hate towards cars in biking circles, whether it’s BMX or Cannondale. They’ve got this weird “take back the streets” punk mentality, don’t personally understand it.

And the emu is like, hold on, I gotta take a brelfie

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

It's what the jackets are for — organ storage

Hands in the air and he sure don’t care.

They must have some tiny ass dicks in England. Or is she just working the tip?

Yes she is.

Why? What’s wrong with that shirt? - Drew Magary

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

As a lifelong Missourian, I see a missed opportunity.

Quite an evolution! Or as the Kansas half of town would be required to say, an Intelligently Engineered Iterative Adaptation Process.

I, for one, would love this.

I found it fascinating how they goose stepped around those pesky details.

They did manage to squeeze in some synchronized arm-swinging with shovels at about 1:07 in though.

Hey, did anybody else catch the Stig in the Juke @1:15?