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He works hard, you know!

Yeah....working...

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

Hi, can people stop defending Azealia Banks NOW?

Good one! Also, Madonna wore that strap because her ass would have been resting on her thighs otherwise.

I thought he was going for the blue meanie thing...

Apparently they just did it in the White House, I made up everything else for it to be ridiculous. Although now I am worried that people are going to start having sex at the wax museum to emulate.

Am I the only one who doesn't give two shits if Spiderman appears in Civil War?

reminds me of the blue meanies...

So does Paper Magazine regularly feature asses on their cover, because this image makes it twice in a row?

Meh. Kim's greasy ass was much scarier to me.

The birth control works thusly: once you see Gary's mug, ALL sexual feelings cease.

Gary?

when some dude supposedly tricked her in to signing the copyright to TKM over to him, she may be hurting for cash.

I gotta admit, true or not, that does scream don't look at the man behind the curtain.

Asked why she had not provided more detail about the discovery, which might have quelled suspicions, she said: "I am a lawyer, not a celebrity. The focus should be on the gift Harper Lee is giving the world."

what the fuck was the pilot thinking

Discount ham, hanging in a window.

Turbos and air filters also make great lamps as well.