Apparently Bey is the only one capable of art in the entire world (assuming, of course, Kanye himself isn't involved in this scale). So you better send that ribbon next day air.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

You bet. Just a sec and she''ll pound you out one.

Iggy Azalea is doing herself no favours with that hairdo. I can practically hear the black community on tumblr laughing their asses off at her.

God Bless that live autotune software.

A classic. This never gets old.

After scrolling through all the comments, I have now seen Madonna's ass too many times. I'm not sure I can get it out of my head. Thanks, guys.

All the glory in the world for you at this moment!

I feel like this is him going, "She's so hot she could just wear a BATHROBE!" And then some peon sighed and was like, "I will...find one."

Sounds better than Imagine Dragons. ZING!

I rebuke this in the name of the Lord, and I'm an atheist.

I feel awful for Madonna and her bad outfit. If this is an attempt to compete with the younger performers and/or stay relevant.. i don't know, she doesn't have to dress this way. She can do so much better.

My thought process: Whose butt is that? Is that Madonna's butt? I bet it's Madonna's butt. *scrolly scroll* Yep. Madonna's butt. Sigh.

You're gonna spend the whole night explaining it to people dressed up as Left Shark until you finally meet the one person who gets it and it'll all be worth it.

What is up with the butt sling? Do I not know enough about complicated support garments to recognize what this is? I assumed the point of it is to keep her ass from peeking out from under her short skirt, but if it is, she's defeating its purpose by showing it to us.