umm fuck no

Agreed. I'd add that I distrust using "girl" to refer to an adult woman; it diminishes them even when it isn't sexist. Classic example is The (UK) Apprentice referring to "boys team and girls team", which makes it sound like they are children playing rather than 35-year-old business people.

Katie Holmes was isolated from her parents when she got with Tom Cruise. Her being told to stay away from friends who aren't Scientologists doesn't sound like too much of a stretch to me.

I don't want a sunroof anymore. One of my cars did. I used it all the time at first but stopped in the interest of fuel savings. In the summer I left it in vent position to help it from getting as hot as it could. It would occasionally leak if it was cold enough and if you parked just right/wrong. Nothing says "wake…

And send it to the turbo tattoo guy as an anonymous gift.

I want to get me some Blizzak boots for the winter. . .

I thought they'd mostly switched to HGH for this kind of thing though. So the guy could be asking how the bone cancer screenings are going. (I think the androgens are still used to some extent by the body builders, but at much lower levels than they used to be used. I could be all wet though.)

Hayley Mills was my mom's childhood idol. She could totally rock a sweater.

I saw that picture and said, "yep, still in love with Geena Davis."

I always had a thing for Geena Davis. Super smart, pro-level archer, gorgeous, great actress. She shoulda been bigger.

Memoirs of a Gamergate'r:

Yes. If the author had published that story, made it credible as a piece of journalism, and otherwise modeled the kinds of practices that they talk about, they would garner more influence.

I can confirm that Sikorsky video was NOT shot at their headquarters. Everyone looks far to happy and warm compared to how everyone actually is here in CT.

Jason even though you are an Unethical Game Journo Pros, (but mostly because you are a Man) I will be civil in the hopes of furthering polite discourse.

Well, there really isn't a Malcolm character, the mom is the main character and has the voice-over. Also, there was no Sue Heck character on Malcolm in the Middle. I think it started like a rip-off, but now the similarities (lower class family and there three kids) are really more superficial than anything else.

Nope, it totally is a bootsy version of "Malcolm in the Middle."

It's totally a dollar store "Malcolm in the Middle."

If they're fighting over Left Shark, I think a bloodfeud is warranted.