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If you can afford a GT-R or a Hellcat, you can afford a track day.

Yeah, I don't know that much about her family, except for the fact that Agyness Deyn is a made-up name derived via a numerologist friend of her mother's.

I call shenanigans on a Kardashian/Jenner "code of silence." Those people haven't been silent about a single goddamn thing in at least the last 5 years.

Blerg. Then after, she's gonna grab her horde of skinny white adolescent friends and paint the town beige.

Kim Kardashian does not give a FUCK about anyone who is not Kim Kardashian. Bruce Jenner (her de facto father) is simply someone who can keep her in the spotlight as an enlightened person. This will ultimately benefit her financially. She could give ashit about Bruce Jenner in the long run.

My vegan sister made a tofu lasagna for my (Italian) dad many years ago. He basically spat it out. When she said—but it's all natural—he replied—so is shit but I don't want it on the table.

What's especially annoying is that the founder of Christian Science actually had secret surgery and medical treatments for herself. While she told people with dying children who followed her that they weren't praying hard enough with the nurse/prayer guide you're supposed to use to heal yourself.

Because most supplements work by placebo. It's not like labeling saline solution "morphine".

We will sit on the front porch of the general store, sipping our lemonade with mint leaves, rocking gently in the jasmine-scented breeze, as our great-grandchildren gather 'round our feet and beg to hear again the great epic, The Asseid.

I spent almost all Superbowl arguing with another girlfriend there about natural vs science. She uses abrasive exfoliant on her face and when I told her I used a chemical one I though she was going to shit her pants. Her face screwed up into a tiny childlike expression and she shook her head. When I said it was fine,

I've been on that Mercola dude's site. There's a lot of things for purchase. And I obviously need it ALL. Mostly colloidal silver, because I heard it kills the Ebola.

According to family, Val Kilmer's being all "It's not a toomah!" because his Christian Scientist faith has convinced him that he doesn't need throat surgery. [NYDN]

Why are people so determined to believe that medical science is a big fat conspiracy while naturopaths and nutritionists selling pills are bound to be on your side?

This looks pretty damn fantastic - and the wing mirrors apparently give you a really good view of the air intakes on the flanks.

I remember seeing a herd of teen mall rats all wearing JNCO jeans in acidwash in the mid-to-late 90s. I dunno what subgroup they were, some kind of punk/skater/goth hybrid. They looked insanely stupid. Swish swish of oversized denim, parachuting with every step? No thanks. It was horrific and ugly and should never

when these were popular the first time I so desperately wanted to cool that I bought light wash mom jeans 5 sizes too big and called them my "waddle pants". I wore them with white clog style Nursemates. What I'm saying is, the late ninties were a good time for me style wise and I made a lot of sound decisions.

there is nothing flattering about those pants no matter your body style.

Gah, just imagining going into a public restroom with these dangly bits gives me the heebie jeebies!