YES, yes and yes! That's it exactly. I wanted to butt in, "good for both of you that you're alive, not a lot of kids made it" but I don't want to get evil glares and extended Hurr Durr we're so tough lectures from old ladies about how young'uns today are so soft. You just gotta love (HATE) how ignorance of science is…

Ugh, whooping cough!! You poor thing!

Why would you even go to a chiropractor? Are there no palm readers or fortune tellers in your community? Or, maybe, medical professionals? Yeah, crazy, I know.

What is it with chiropractors?! None of the 4 I know vaccinate their kids. I guess believing in one form of non-scientific quackery can easily spiral.

I started following a bunch of pro-science pages on Facebook and liking articles (especially about how homeopathy is bullshit) and my raging anti-vaxx friend de-friended me. I was a little sad because deep down, past her horrible and harmful conspiracy theory beliefs she is a good person and someone I liked very much.…

Dear selfish assholes,

GET YOUR FUCKING VACCINES

Love,

Imeldasnarkos, immunocompromised

Y'all, Chrissy Teigen is legit funny. IT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR to be that gorgeous and also fucking hilarious.

I was thinking more Dana Carvey/Master of Disguise. Who can forget the magnificent character he created Pistachio Disguisee. The horror.

"Mortdecai" looks like a typo. I want to kill this movie with fire because of the name.

GOD FRIGGING DAMMIT SO MUCH!!!!

I thought it seemed like a terrible Mike Myers vehicle - actually, for a moment at first I thought it was Meyers behind the moustache when I saw the trailer.

Whenever I see someone dissing the 90's all I think is "MANY GOOD BJORK RECORDS"!

They're really upping the quality of the content over there at Fox. I never would've dreamed of seeing Hannity contemplate Balzac on live television.

Why the fuck would anyone play such games on Steam in the first place? Where everybody can see you play, and even if you play offline can see those games in your library?

The thing that gets me, is that SHE PAID FOR COLLEGE WITH HARDEES WAGES. LADY, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW? I WOULD LOVE A MINIMUM WAGE JOB THAT COULD GET ME THROUGH SCHOOL. RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

Dunno, If they could make sure he does not die in the ring (he is 77 I think) I might loose my shit to watch George "The Animal" Steele eat a turnbuckle or something.

remind me, again, how running on buoyant boards is "Running on water"

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Not nearly enough stars for this comment lol