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But we're all STEM geniuses, AMIRITE?

After reading the 3rd update. Yeah

The costume design professor in college posted big signs all around our dressing rooms that said specifically prohibited glitter and Rent sing-a-longs.

I expect them to make use of emerging technologies like FuelShark and the Tornado intake system to get a leg up on their diesel competitors.

208 on a public road, albeit a damn nice public road, and you say it's the talent?

Jim Irsay: (looks at watch) "6 pm already? Time for my supper blow!"

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

Don't forget your 500mm telepotato.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Sorry fellas, but all the disinfectant in the world won't remove the stench of being a part of Penn State.

I'm a theatre producer and this makes me crazy.

some monologues about SRS vaginas.

Reminds me of the people at my Catholic college who want us to not display a nativity. Some people just can't get beyond this odd conception that "being inclusive" means removing everything rather than welcome all to add their own culture/viewpoint/traditions.

But isn't Taylor Hanson married?

So much to say:

Completely drool worthy. I used to have this poster on my wall as a kid.