I hope nobody was in the bathroom.

Looked like there was a brown stain on the right side of the front of the DHL van.

“It’s great to see Mercedes still being able to talk about the construction of the Autobahn and chasing speed records without mentioning the Nazis once.”

“Halp, I have fabulous erupting out of my skin”

That’s pretty much along the lines I was thinking. I can’t see the ‘head’ working if it had to balance on the ball without assistance from inside the ball.

My cousin used to give helicopter tours over Flathead Lake, and he’d point out Maury and Connie’s giant house on the shore.

My mom had two uteruses, though she didn’t find out until she had a hysterectomy. I firmly believe my (non-twin) brother came out of the other uterus, because he’s so different from my sister and I.

They also own a giant house on Flathead Lake in Montana, near Glacier Park. They founded a local newspaper there.

Fox and CNBC are full of commercials for catheters and scammy “investments” like gold, silver, and sketchy annuities. Plus injury lawyers.

It’s a high-end parts bin special.

Bentley headlights, though?

Yeah, but a lot of people aren’t going to notice that line way at the bottom. People hardly even bother to read whole articles.

My *first* Apple was a IIc, when I was in jr. high, I think. Later I bought an SE/30 when I started college. But I abandoned Apple for NeXT a couple years later.

Um, you *might* want to clearly state that the photo is just a stock photo, and not the girls in question. Or better, use a different photo.

I’ve been using the OS since it ran on NeXT machines. And I’m a little concerned and grossed out by this shit.

I’m sure he set up the one Apple gave his cat.

Well, to be fair, her involvement earned a shitload of free publicity for the thing, even if she blew it.

Marketing CEO says something stupid and meaningless, but guaranteed to get her loads of free publicity that will be positive in her location.

“Talking Raccon was central to the team, the mythos and the story.”

I've mostly seen it on TV, when they show a portrait video. I always assumed it was something they came up with.