Hm.

This fleshy one wants Nextwave’s Machine Man.

The real problem is that Superman rebuilt Metropolis. This means thousands of people didn’t get good-paying jobs, and construction firms and contractors weren’t able to over-bill the government. The unions alone want to take him down.

I hope nobody was in the bathroom.

Looked like there was a brown stain on the right side of the front of the DHL van.

“It’s great to see Mercedes still being able to talk about the construction of the Autobahn and chasing speed records without mentioning the Nazis once.”

“Halp, I have fabulous erupting out of my skin”

That’s pretty much along the lines I was thinking. I can’t see the ‘head’ working if it had to balance on the ball without assistance from inside the ball.

My cousin used to give helicopter tours over Flathead Lake, and he’d point out Maury and Connie’s giant house on the shore.

My mom had two uteruses, though she didn’t find out until she had a hysterectomy. I firmly believe my (non-twin) brother came out of the other uterus, because he’s so different from my sister and I.

They also own a giant house on Flathead Lake in Montana, near Glacier Park. They founded a local newspaper there.

Fox and CNBC are full of commercials for catheters and scammy “investments” like gold, silver, and sketchy annuities. Plus injury lawyers.

It’s a high-end parts bin special.

Bentley headlights, though?

No, he's popular with the people because he tells them what they want to hear: that there are magical nutrifoods that will let them lose weight (or whatever) without effort.

They have far more respect for other people than Dr. Oz does.

Sound guy, testing the mic.

They have a whole galaxy to work with, why the fuck should they limit themselves to the handful of planets already seen.

Just keep them out of the oceans.

Yeah, but a lot of people aren’t going to notice that line way at the bottom. People hardly even bother to read whole articles.