“plus that’s Jar-Jar binks level of risk which Synder nor WB is willing to do”

Jenkins left Thor 2 citing creative differences, but before she did, Kenneth Branagh left for the same reason.

So which archaeologist is the lucky new king of Poland?

I think there are lap belts of some sort. You can see them on the seats in the photo with nobody in it.

Guys, I was gone too long and parked in the sun. Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.

The original submission noted something along the lines of this: That part was made by a group in the UK, and they didn’t have the full cockpit dimensions in time, so they just made the fiberglass like this and sent it to the group in the US, who were to cut a hole in it and do additional prep before the actual reveal…

Who the fuck came up with the idea that the way to make portrait video better is to fill the sides of the frame with blurry, stretched video. Because it doesn't make it better, it makes it worse.

Solana Beach, north of La Jolla

Sure, but from *his* point of view, the distinction is important.

Enormous, Mendacious, Disembodied Anus

‘FEEL THE SEED OF [MUSICIAN’S LAST NAME]!’.

“Drakkar Noir”

1. You put your vulva in a box

I didn't know the Koch brothers read Jalopnik.

BIG TRAK WHEELS.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

" special noise-canceling tires."

"Wait so where does Volvo get off making this type of vehicle?"

China. Chinese company making a luxury SUV for China.

Somebody photoshop one of those creepy car show dolls onto the bumper.

The governor needs to eat, man.