Which is a shame. Elsewhere in the thread I posted two video clips with her. In one, from a talk show, she’s talking about how she told a guy to get his balls out for her, and a photo was snapped of her with her face next to them - which is shown. In another video, a scripted bit for something, her delivery reminds me…

It’s a good thing they open up that end because they’d shut my throat down real quick.

Yeah, I know, she’s more likely to do a show called Top Cake.

And her delivery in this bit reminds me a lot of Hammond, actually:

I could see someone living as cheap as possible in order to spend money on some relatively inexpensive kind of race car/motorcycle, if they’re trying to get into that professionally.

I’d like to see Tig Notaro and Maria Bamford on there... Or Sue Perkins, for that matter.

With saucy humor, which would be a good fit. And she could probably get away with some jokes that Clarkson, Hammond, and May couldn’t.

That’s cold.

Right. People move all the time in a big company. Or quit/retire/get laid off. “Death” isn’t exactly the first thing that comes to mind to explain the absence of a stranger from their cube. Especially when you’re under 30.

“Her personality would be fine on a revival of Top Gear if she’s a gear head.”

Perkins is not just a woman, she’s a lesbian.

I think she’d be great. I’m familiar with her through her appearances on BBC Radio 4’s News Quiz and similar comedy panel shows.

Unless, like, that’s a conscious trade-off you’ve made.

this includes that map of all the highest-paid state employees (*cough* highschoolfootballcoach *cough*).

Lipstick on the Alien-style eversible inner mouth.

One time, I was working on a trading system at a bank, and a couple file boxes appeared outside the opposite cubicle, which was empty.

Now hold in your mind the photos of the dudes above, the phrase "Steely Dad", and the word "dildo".

I noticed at Silverstone on Sunday, the girls were standing on ground level while the winners were standing, and spraying, 20' or so above. That would avoid this kind of thing, although on e of the girls did dash under cover when the champagne started flying up above.

The car has a foreskin.

I don’t think they alternate - their own website describes the Disney track as clockwise.