Apparently it was something to do with a car accident Jones had in 2010, where Flay turned up for no obvious reason, having only barely met her, other than that supposedly she called him post accident? Sounds like maybe she might have made a play for him, which didn’t really go anywhere?

Put it in a Smart.

Get a fast safety car or four, and give them sort of a lawn roller thing attached to the front. And coat the roller with silly putty, post-it adhesive, blu-tac, or similar. Then drive them around the track and over the debris, which hopefully would stick to the roller.

Flay is married to Stephanie March, from Law & Order something something. Who kinda looks similar.

Drink the shake, Farrah. People can order a mold of your cooter on Amazon. There’s nowhere to go but up.

So many thoughts. “Planet Hollywood still exists?” “So, is the joke that it isn’t a shake? What is it?”

I wonder if she has a good doctor or a Hollywood crank doctor.

On the one hand, Lyme disease can be quite nasty. On the other hand, there’s a certain amount of crankery around “chronic Lyme disease” which the CDC doesn’t think exists, especially when people claim to have it but have no history of actually having Lyme disease - no tick exposure, etc.

You’re spreading nonsense. Everyone knows chemtrails are the source of Morgellons fibers.

Lyme disease is real, but it’s carried by ticks and I kinda doubt Avril spends much time in environments where the carrier tick is prevalent.

I’d laugh even more if something venomous jumped out of the grille and bit him on the sack.

I would suggest adding the Infocom game “Planetfall”, if only because it’s often cited as an early example of a game that invoked an emotional response from the player. (Or rather, an emotion other than anger, frustration, or the panic induced by an overwhelming number of enemies.) The death of Floyd was quite an…

Including Depression Quest, even with the disclaimer, is worse than the firebombings of Dresden and Tokyo times the 1917 flu epidemic, squared.

Could be bloody giblets on his knuckles.

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This is true. Exception that proves the rule.

Maybe she’s busier than him.

Were you singing badly?

The short is better at his age. It's terrible when aging rockers try to wear their hair long.

" Rep. Stuart Spitzer, a doctor"