I dunno, Netflix was still pretty popular. The "whole no late fees, send it back when you want and we'll send you the next one on the list you build on our website" was pretty revolutionary for the time.

"Consider if every state from Pennsylvania to Maine decided to mix the fiscal conservatism of Republicans with the social liberalism of Democrats. You'd have the ultimate mix of what Mitt Romney tried to pretend he was."

In other words, old-fashioned Northeast Republicans, a largely extinct breed.

I swear today's wooden pencils have crap erasers. I seem to remember pencil erasers when I was a wee lad being soft, but today's are hard, with kind of a coating or sheen to the rubber that ends up just smearing the graphite.

Um, Netflix started by mailing DVDs to members, not with streaming.

Not exactly a language that right wingers are comfortable with.

"if there was a legal and paper trail connecting them that she would be targeted by the neo-Nazis and other charming individuals that he regularly exposed."

Tried to post a link to a photo of an older woman with implants, but Kinja loads the image inline no matter what I do.

"Amy Poehler, Amy Schumer and Louis CK all may have turned down The Daily Show hosting gig."

“They had to fill the time and schedules were likely already published, so we get Top Gear reruns.”

More like an "everybody poops" cake.

You might not become cult members, but they'll be trying to get you to come back for the rest of your life if you give them your address.

So, Coachella approved.

Well, not so much mega-church. Miscavige has trouble getting 4,000 people to the few big annual events. He wishes he had the kind of audience that the Osteens have (weekly claimed attendance 43,000 – I doubt there are 43,000 Scientologists worldwide).

It's a high level, but there are several higher levels. So people who think "this is crazy koo-koo bullshit" may think that it'll make sense to them after they learn additional sekrits on a higher level.

It was probably all the drugs LRH was on.

Shyamalan Twist: Jamie Foxx is really Kevin Hart on Emmanuel Lewis' shoulders in a big-person suit.

What if it's disguised as a Native American peace pipe? What then?

Rowan Atkinson as the ghost of Christmas Past. Drives up in a smashed F1.

"On that basis, requests for close protection officers to make themselves available for this job were put out on Facebook pages and groups which are strictly for approved and highly qualified security personnel."

He certainly tried. Oh lord did he try.