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"The VLN's sound limit is 130 dB. The glorious roar of the SCG 003 was only over by just a hair."

Really though, shouldn't this be a foot longer? Make part of it a frunk, use it as crumple zone, whatever.

Nah, I think "Quiet Luxury" just means that it isn't ostentatious or gaudy. (I suppose for people who think a BMW or Mercedes would be showing off.)

They picked the right music for the entertainment display, that's for sure.

Put that in a long wheel base version; that back seat looks a little cramped.

They don't look recessed, they look like they're protruding significantly, just below the windows.

You're 12, right?

If they made a monster that big, but out of lightweight materials like carbon fiber, I wonder how low they could get the weight. Of course, being that huge it'd get blown off the road by the first gust of wind...

I think there will be a trunk mounted Matthew McConnaughey with an arm that waves and a display that shows nihilistic quotes from True Detective.

I need to get this working on my Hackintosh, and put together (or find) a simple .rib file. Then I'll be able to compare rendering times on my quad-core i7 Hackintosh and my NeXT Cube. (Just for giggles, really).

"Pixar's renderer would be PRman, as PhotoRealistic Renderman."

I think my nether regions operate more on a liquid cooling basis. I feel bad for people who have to handle cash that's been in my wallet.

Yeah, but this could work in real time.

"Just send him to Antarctica or something, that should be safe enough."

That's a horribly cruel thing to do to people who would be trapped there with him through the winter.

"What very British name will the royal couple name their very British child? "

Furriners taking our jerbs!

Ah, okay. That makes sense. I think my grundle runs hot, so mine does less of that sort of adjustment.

Someone could make a mint by developing bulge-enhancing moire pattern pants for Grindr users. Or maybe pants with a pattern of lines which produce a moire effect when viewed with a particular filter.

Probably because it's Guy Spanx.

Good heavens, miss Sakamoto!