Why would ball crushing only be a problem on *hot* days? I understand that part, and I have balls.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Maybe bad luck naming a stretch of track "airfield"

I believe the label art on that Dogfish Head bottle is by Jon Langford, of the seminal punk band the Mekons (formed in the UK same year as the Clash, and still going), and the Chicago-based alt-country band Waco Brothers, among others. I know he's done art for them, and it looks like his style.

She acted in something in 2004, and has been in other things more recently. (50 shades of grey, a 2015 boxing movie with jake gyllenblahblah, etc)

"The average person would swing back first, then start rabbling about lawsuits second."

The military has used them in bullet wounds.

I was going to counter with "Clarkson chauffers Oisin in Oisin's choice of Clarkson's cars." But then I figured that would just be a recipe for incredibly awkward silences.

Could be Photoshop

"The BBC team have the strongest policies around protecting their workforce, hence the Clarkson decision."

I do that too, now, mostly with the In Our time podcast from the BBC. I keep trying to listen to the whole thing, but I always fall asleep.

I wonder how many times she's been asked to autograph a silicone duplicate of her own vagina.

"Roger" has had a good run, it's time for a change.

Better than ending up like Bertone.

Tata's a big conglomerate, and been around since Queen Victoria was alive. Do you mean Tata cars? Or Tata steel? Or something else?

There may be some pretty sweet tractors in Mahindra's future.

Racist cop rolls up?

That goes triple for fucking IKEA. "Yeah, I think I'll make the trek down to IKEA and buy that desk I've wanted for ages. [drive drive drive] OH FUCK THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANY MORE."

Why not both? [little girl .gif]

"Jeremy's job at the BBC was to be a presenter and bring in a large following."