To me we should be counting down the days to the eventual destruction of the earth. I’ve never been a doomsday person but I’ve turned into one this past year. I am so happy that I don’t have kids and just hope to god I’m free of this earth by the time the shit goes down. IRL I’m charming, I swear. But the more I hear…

Which is frustrating when humans that do bother to think about something more than today are ignored, made fun of, told to shut up and otherwise stop our fruitless endevors until it’s too late.

Shhhh. Let’s talk more about that big ass wall we’re going to build.

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

Yes, they think the law is giving free reign for men to “pretend” to be women so then can enter the bathrooms and molest little girls. And what’s funny about Patriot G. Cole, “the first man I see go into a girls restroom..” bit... yeah, a trans woman who may still have boy parts, spoiler alert...YOU AREN’T GOING TO…

Female rapists only exist when we’re trying to downplay rape culture, duh

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

I hope his nanny is Mary Freaking Poppins. He’s gonna need her.

I was listening to NPR and the host brought up a time when someone asked Eric Clapton how it felt to be the greatest guitar player alive and Clapton said “I don’t know, ask Prince.”

My only reaction to this is: that poor, poor child of Blac Chyna and Tyga. Poor, poor baby.

Or maybe this is Blac Chyna realizing that Kylie did her a huge favor by taking Tyga off her hands. Why fight over something not worth the bother?

Yet imagine if she just straight up answered:

“Racism. But then he’d disappoint all his fans, so I understand”

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

I love them so much and hope that they are wrapped in a safe bubble of happiness forever.

I don’t believe this. Chris loves Anna and would never ever cheat or fall in love with anyone else.

But she’s a girl! Everyone knows girls can’t read maps! So Hillary is extra talented!

is she the evil homewrecker of 2016?

All yours so long as Chris Pratt is mine.