this is a completely different person, right?

please please please someone tell me that rudy will be his counsel in the inquiry.

Megan Markle is a saint. I cannot imagine having to deal with the bullshit of a mild falling out with your sister in law be somehow made equivalent to the creepy uncle being found out for hanging with pedophiles and possibly being one himself.

A hovel, really.

As we all know, hotels are hard to come by in NYC.

I honestly hope she or Harry kind of nudged him into doing this. “You need to defend yourself against all this awful rumours uncle! No, of *course* I don’t believe for a second they’re true. Anyway, did you know there’s a rare illness that makes it that some people can’t sweat?”

He doesn’t seem to understand that his lawyer saying he can probably find a loophole somewhere to save his ass (and that’s a stretch already) doesn’t mean that public opinion will just go “oh, well, nothing to see here, let’s move on.”

I can’t believe you missed out on the w o r s t excuse on his list: “It wasn’t me because she said I was sweaty and I have/had a disease that prevents me from sweating at all” (paraphrasing here, the actual clip is even worse).

Are you just trying to randomly get cross posted to Jalopnik?

“they were tender lovers”

oh, good, that narrows it down

Well, women like gossip and makeup, right? The way that Deadpsin readers did like sport, I do like the gossip column, I just want a place on the internet that considers me as a whole human being and understand I don’t want just the gossip. And when it is gossip, I want it with a side of sarcasm and class warfare.

I go to Vox to find quality content, but there is nowhere on the internet where the comment section is bearable. Jez is the last place online where I want to participate in discussions. I dread losing this.

The love and respect between Jezebel writers and Deadspin writers was the most mythical and pure of all internet creatures. I was not a regular Deadspin readers, but the few times the streams crossed were always a pleasure and elevated both websites. I will dearly miss them.

A propos of nothing, if any writers on this site decide that they want to go freelance and write their own blog away from corporate overlords, I will contribute to a Patreon to help them do so.

Thanks for writing this. It helps me untangle something I’ve been struggling with, namely to udnerstand why many women I respect and admire seem to have married Extremely Shitty Men. Maybe these men didn’t use to be shitty? But that doesn’t mesh with the overwhelming majority of men that were good when they were young…

Not until all the rags are on baby bump watch 24/7.

Ironically, if the MeToo movement were to put a man or a boy on a poster for behaving properly and actually helping fight powerful men, it would probably be Ronan Farrow, who has made it very very very clear what he thinks of Woody Allen

Conservatives are going to keep on pushing ridiculous cases like this because it moves the center. This is just like the insane “stop abortion after birth” BS coming through a bunch of state legislatures. The fact that abortion after birth does not exist is irrelevant to them. All that matters is moving the center of…

The primary campaign is right now, and she’s the opposite of torn apart, she’s rising.