I’m so glad they’ve tapped into my subconscious! As a Mexican woman, I never thought about this, but this is probably why I married a non-Hispanic. If Baby Bong comes out brown - hell, even taupe- I’m going to lose my shit.

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

Wait..why isn’t this Elle’s fault if it’s true?

An Elle rep says the mag switched the format of the copy online (it now says to buy the issue for full credits) for the sake of “user experience.”

I never implied I was “over it” so not sure why that’s what you took away. I clearly say that I would attend any wedding I was invited to if I Could attend. But more importantly, people are free to decide how to spend their money. Even if they can afford it, if they want to spend it on something else, that doesn’t…

Life hack.

She’s really subversive. It worked perfectly for us. You’d get it if you were there, but we didn’t invite anyone. We wanted it to be really intimate. In fact I wasn’t even there. It’s okay. I was eating cookie dough while watching a Law and Order SVU marathon.

Or you can just be super standoffish to everyone and never get invited to any weddings!!!! IT IS THE BEST! I am 34 and have been to two weddings as an adult. TWO. IN THE PAST 16 YEARS. I am a fucking genius.

You know, I really have to agree with you. I got married in 2004 at age 24, so been married nearly 12 years now. A friend of mine who has actually been with her soon-to-be husband for at least 15 years is getting married next month and they are having an all-out wedding in the lovely Rocky Mountains you spoke of in…

Oh absolutely. I had no business marrying the person I did AT ALL. He had supported me through grad school and I felt obligated to say yes when he asked, even though his instability and aggression was already starting to show before we walked down the aisle.

There are times when I really hate being single and alone.

Sorry, I just don’t agree. It is a sea of shade, like every single article they’ve ever written about her. They call her rude, insane, and imply repeatedly that she doesn’t give a fuck about her friend’s wedding because she’s too busy focusing on herself. I mean it ended on a line which sounds like it was taken…

Well, if Ted Cruz is trying to kiss you, you grow up fast.

When I first saw this cover I thought it was Mila Jovovich.

Dear Greta,

It has already happened. Thanks to Carly, Cruz and the rest of the GOP’s extremist anti-choice rhetoric, people have already been shot at Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COMMENT EVER AND ABSOLUTELY THE CASE!!!

Also the only plausible reason no one why no one at the Daily Planet realizes their coworker is Superman.

My (Indian) boyfriend cracks me up because he is constantly being like “Oh, isn’t this that same guy from that other movie we just watched?” when said guys are like 20 years apart in age and look nothing alike. His response is always that white people all look the same, which I can’t *really* argue with.