That would be a fun race, since I am sure Craig Mazin’s first order of business if that scenario came to pass would be assassinate Ted Cruz. It’s all fun and games until your loathesome college roommate gets handed the keys to the White House.

Since Make America Awesome already has Trump thrashing covered I say let’s start an anti-Cruz PAC and let Craig run it.

I’m thinking of it as maybe a group activity, with alcohol, where people take turns reading a chapter out loud. We could have these events all across the country happening at the same time. A way to bring folks together, united in a common cause.

You know, Twitter is the PERFECT medium for Craig. It’s pithy.

One of the most repressive, scariest things someone can do is dictate what people can and can’t do in their sex lives when there is no harm to anyone involved. WTF.

He might be waiting until summer. If Cruz is truly the GOP nominee, Craig’s tell-all book would have a much bigger impact. Especially if it can come out around mid to late September e.g.

I decided to put this in it’s own thread rather than add it as a response.

Actually, there is one person who has admitted to liking Ted Cruz.

he has millions of votes.....MILLIONS! He scares me more than Trump (that seems to be a daily post of mine lately, I should just change my screen name).

If Craig’s middle name doesn’t start with an “A” it should.

But a girl is responsible for knowing a boy’s intentions - it’s always to sleep with her. Always. The default for any male who sees a female is to try to sex her. Unless he just asked her a question in a bar, jesus, what a bitch, why would I ever try to have sex with an ugly cow like you?

This wasn’t a breakdown of communication. It was a trap laid by an experienced predator complete with his “but I said we might make out!” escape hatch.

And WTF with Abbs and the “well he CLEARLY wanted to have sex with you, duh you dumb bitch” cause you know, studying = drive to isolated area and rape. Natch.

That first one got it tho.

Most high school juniors probably don’t.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

As a public figure, in order to win a defamation case Cruz would have to prove: 1 the statements are false; 2 Mazin knew that they were false; 3 Mazin published them anyway with the intent to defame. Cruz. And Cruz would also have to overcome the exception for parody which would be difficult in general and especially…

I recommend we utilize Ted Cruz as our first interstellar probe. I say this mostly so that we can shoot him with a 100 Gigawatt pulse laser.

This is exactly the kind of petty bullshit I need in my life. No sarcasm. I genuinely need to read this book yesterday.

If that’s not worth crowdfunding I don’t know what is.