Hey now, comparing Ted Cruz to a dildo is obviously offensive to dildos. Dildos bring genuine joy and pleasure to multitudes of people every year; Ted Cruz has a wife who’s most likely really practiced at faking those same sensations.

Unfettered access to Dildos is a *CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT*.

A rich white heterosexual cis man is maybe not going to get what he wants! MISANDRY! OPPRESSION!!!!!!

I’m from Wisconsin. But my people were here first before everyone else came along and ruined it.

#NotAllWisconsonians

The governor of my state is a fucking embarrassment. Note to the other 49 states: we’re not just a giant plot of land filled only with cheese-shaped-foam-wearing, morbidly obese, drooling-into-a-cup, passive-aggressive racists, I promise. Please don’t equate Derp Face with the entirety of this wonderful state.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

Unfortunately for everyone involved, it looks like she has no idea what she’s doing.

The aunt was a piece of work. The aunt’s lawyers smeared Gloria (the mother) as a supposed lesbian which resulted in a kind of insane ruling by the judge. The judge gave the aunt custody Monday through Friday, but Gloria got little Gloria on the weekends. As the newspapers rightfully pointed out, how was she an unfit…

When did these stupid photo booths become de rigour at weddings? I LOATHE them and the pictures people post on faceboook after the fact.

The rest cure was actually pretty horrifying. Weeks-to-months in bed with NOTHING to do. No reading material, no visitors, nothing “stimulating,” no getting up to use the commode or bathe. NOTHING. Just the bed (usually in a hospital, so the room was sterile, too) and bland soups delivered by a nurse. Women who were…

The Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) actually tries to close that loophole, allowing tribal jurisdictions to prosecute non-Natives for crimes such as sexual assault or rape. It didn’t take effect until March of 2015 however, so it is still early to judge how effective this will be.

11 suicide attempts in one night. When it comes to politics and public policy, Canada gets a lot of love (especially from liberal progressive people from the United States), but our First Nations are treated atrociously. Women and young girls are raped, beaten, kidnapped, and murdered and the crimes aren’t…

You act as if we gave them a choice as to what to do when we stole the best lands they were using. If our government had respected the treaties it signed those reserves would be villages like any other, with decent living conditions.

Almost twenty years ago, there was a rash of suicides and suicide attempts among the teenagers on my reservation. It was a scary time because it seemed suicide was almost like a virus going from child to child.

I survived my wife’s suicide, and continue to survive the crushing desire to end my own life every day. Survivor is absolutely the right term to use.

Okay, I laughed!

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.

Trendsetters like me and Kylie don’t acknowledge nobodies like you

I don’t have the vocabulary to fully articulate how close to home this beautifully written piece hit. All I know is that this part: