Is it that I’m paying more attention, or is men’s red carpet fashion finally getting more creative? I feel like more and more dudes are pushing themselves beyond the black and white well cut tux, and I’m here for it.

no, this is accurate

come do this boring, grueling job in which you don’t see the sun all day long, repeat 100 times an hour “yes sir, you need to take out your laptop”, and possibly enjoy the magical benefit of working without pay for months in a row because a toddler in the White House is having a temper tantrum.

i mean, once their kids start using the “TSA isn’t functioning” excuse to get out of visiting them at the hospital in florida after their hip breaks, things might start getting real

The more he shuts down government, the more people who fall for the “we need small government” line realise just how much they need a functional government.

I’ve watched a few of her routines from when she was younger and still an Olympics hopeful. while there’s not doubt they are technically WAY more advanced than her college gymnastics routines are, she also looks so sad. She doesn’t smile in them, she looks disappointed in herself all the time.

None of this is ok, yet all of it is normal.

Yeah, it’s been annoying me. It’s a tired old narrative that says that two women can’t co-exist without some kind of petty fight happening.

Anyone who likes politicians who are good at twitter needs to also follow Brian Schatz. He’s my current twitter crush.

Once again, white boys and men experiencing consequences for their actions is seen as “ruining their lives”.

I think all these ladies must have muscles I just don’t have because I don’t understand how it’s physically possible to move glutes in this fashion.

unfortunately for him “everything” amounts to very little, considering how much debt the whole family is

You know who’s probably gloating right now? Tiffany. Being the least favored child has never sounded better.

Senate Republicans need to overthrow Mitch. At this point he’s the one blocking a vote on a bill that has enough support to pass.

Thank you! I clearly knew nothing about cars, but now I know just a tiny bit more than nothing.

We’re going to need Jalopnik’s take on this, because it feels like it should take a pretty big impact to flip a Range Rover.

Yes, the pay of a government job is what everyone is envying right now. Can’t wait to get my hand on all the sweet government money raining on federal employees these days.

Her hair is the perfect trump card. The moment she ever needs a lot of attention, she doesn’t need to fake a beef with someone else, or find a fake boyfriend, she can just get a hair cut.

It’s always good to have someone utterly not cool around to highlight how cool you are though.

They’re on fire this week: