Evidence is showing the desperate people aren’t stopped by the *sea* and the risk of drowning. Why the hell does he still think they’d be stopped by the perspective of having to climb a ladder? (no, don’t answer that)

Pelosi uninviting Trump for the SOTU is such a masterful political move. Take away his platform, remind him she’s his equal, and push for re-opening the government all in one go. Splendid.

Brian Schatz and Chris Murphy exchanging on the Cardi B video is everything:

The In Touch cover got me wondering what year we’re in. Did we make it back to 2005? Is this our chance to stop Trump?

So far, most of them are strong, smart and a 2000% upgrade from the current president, so I think that’s a reason to celebrate.

Who is your favourite? What do you like about them?

I’ll even let them slam doors in my face if that makes them happy.

Aiming to please people who’d rather elect a known incompetent traitor rather than a qualified woman should not be on the agenda. The agenda should be to make all these people irrelevant forever.

Tulsi Gabbard is at the bottom of the list of declared candidates for me so far.

I’ve just been in a conversation that veered into “I don’t even know if I’m supposed to keep doors open for women or not anymore”.

He should absolutely not work again until he displays evidence that he understood what he did was wrong, and has a clear path forward for people to be sure he won’t do it again. The content of his latest shows indicates he has done neither of those things, so no, he should not work.

It’s amazing how far MRAs will go to make themselves look like the caricature of men they pretend not to be.

Yeah, it’s a bit of a weird turn, but I’ve got better petty celebrity dislikes to focus on. And I’m pretty anti-religious as a whole.

Gillibrand made sure that the Democrats kept a clean house, and that moral high ground was of one of the key factors that enabled the blue wave in November, after voters saw how Republicans let their own get away with disgusting behaviour. She made the right call and her party is stronger for it.

Trump parlayed his reality TV gig into a job at the WH, so it seems to all fall in the same spectrum for these people. 

Yeah, as far as apologies go, this is a good script. We’ll only know for sure if he means it about a year from now if he avoids turning it into an anti-social justice comedy act mocking transgender people and Parkland survivors.

No, seriously, I wouldn’t care. I honestly don’t give a damn what everyone’s penis in vagina status is.

Our culture’s obsession with virginity, male or female, is so weird. How is this info about him so important that it eclipses everything else about him? If he wasn’t a virgin, they would still find stuff to say about him, right?

This is beyond crazy. What in the world...? 

They’ll have a rude awakening when so many of the idiots who voted for them realise they do need the government to function to access food stamps after all.