I had a pretty weird conversation with a colleague about this. We’re on the same salary band, live in the city, and neither of us have kids. We both are self starters (got no extra help from our parents to set ourselves up) and come from countries with free university education. 

No snark question: what do all these things do that my hydrating SPF 30 Nivea face cream doesn’t?

I dunno. I thought Trump running for President would be at worse an entertaining shitshow. I’m not willing to take chances anymore.

I am very disappoint.

Miller? He would love the job I’m sure. More ways to kick puppies and kittens.

“I’m 100% sure that McSally is getting appointed to McCain’s seat.”

His obsession about no one being mean to him on Veteran’s Day is truly bizarre.

Ivanka chooses to stay, every day. She could have Tiffany-ed her way out of this by staying firmly on the sidelines and only show up for Christmas and Thanksgiving, but she chose to be fully involved. We’re back to a draw!

Makes sense, as they’re both pretty good symbols of total vacuity.

I really don’t care, do U?

I know I shouldn’t be shocked anymore by his words. I know he’s said worse, before and after getting elected. I know it’s more of the same.

Because retired people have more time during the workday, and retired people tend to be mroe Republican. It’s really that simple.

RBG can have my ribs if she needs some.

That sounds similar to the system in the Netherlands, which incidentally has a lower maternal and infant mortality rate than the US.

How???? Like, O’Rourke was always a long shot, and I can understand this, but Gillum? I really thougth he’d make it.

50 shades of beige isn’t particularly creative or innovative.

WTF is he wearing? Checkered jacket over a checkered shirt? It hurts my eyes. This is what happens when you alienate all the demographics that understand vestimentary style.

“I love immigrants, I married two of them!”

I LOVE the teen mags. I feel just as clueless as I do with the normal rags, but it’s way more wholesome.

North West did some modelling for LOL Surprise a few weeks ago.