Bingo!

What is he going to do, throw paper towels at the first responders?

There *used to be* moderate Republicans. But by now all the genuinely moderates Republicans have left the party and registered as independants.

My bet is that when no one wants to hire her, she will decide to save face by creating her own lifestyle website/app peddling bad pinterest advice, organic face cream and “just wondering”/ “devil’s advocate” blog posts in which she throws random controversies around for attention - the white supremacist Goop.

$10 says she starts a lifestyle website. Goop, but for white supremacists.

The other 60% is consumed by Ted Cruz.

I’m opting out of watching that video, otherwise I might never step on an escalator again.

I hope she gets lost somewhere on the way. Plenty of European states have a warrant out for her arrest.

No, I believe you. That sounds plausible.

Also, it’s man, not male. When it comes to humans, “male” and “female” are adjectives, not nouns.

Sarah Sanders is 36? This has got to be fake news. I don’t believe it.

her sister’s pregnancy “just makes everything that happened over the last year disappear.

I have lost so much respect for Warren in the past 48 hours. What in the world is she hoping to accomplish with this? Why do this a few weeks before the midterms, when there are so many more important things to talk about?

This Baldwin/Bieber thing reminds me of the statistic that marriage makes men’s lives longer and women’s lives shorter.

They were truly this year’s Hiddleswift.

Remind me again why there aren’t term limits for federal judges? Like 15 years, and then they’d have to be confirmed again or something?

But since Kate already produced a heir, a spare and a third, does anyone truly care about Meghan’s fertility, outside of Harry and Meghan?

These models have not been very successful, uh, in the last 20 years,

I always skip the tweets.