captain1proton
CaptainProton
captain1proton

Susan in Narnia. She’s the only one of the siblings who doesn’t get to return to Narnia and be eternal queen, and her only crime seems to be that she likes to wear lipstick, date boys and not spend hours every day revisiting her childhood. It sours an otherwise amazing books series for me.

Guns don’t kill people, ceiling debris kills people.

I have yet to see Lupita Nyong’o not dress well. She always hits it out of the park, and she’s not even one of these people that found style and then always wears it. She constantly switches and tries new things, and never misses.

That’s pissing me off too. How is that even possible?

It’s not the main thing, but I truly don’t understand the obsession with hook-up culture as a thing that The Left brought onto the world. I’m firmly on the left, and firmly a feminist, but I have never been interested in hook-ups and one-night-stands, so I just opted out. it’s not particularly hard.

They keep denying it, but there is no way they have been dancing like this together for 20 years without doing it.

Shame. He’s one of the few conservatives I can tolerate.

I thought Evan McMullin might run in Utah?

I think Melania is very happy that other people are taking care of her husband’s sexual needs. I bet the less physical contact she has with him, the happier she is.

You’re not! I like moving into this alternate universe in which politicians can be flawed, yet still care about making a difference.

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I feel like a line was crossed with the Vegas shooting last year. It was the most deadly mass shooting in US history and it stayed in the news for what? A week?Not even that I think. And then it was business as usual.

Could two people look any more like cartoon villains?

This woman is living in an alternative reality she built for heself, and she’s under the impression that one day she’s going to be First Lady and she needs to build a profile. She’s so self-unaware she doesn’t realise she is barely relevant.

Whatever is happening to Victoria’s boobs in the lead picture looks very painful. How much squeezing in a corset is required to make breasts go that far up?

Why is Timberlake even getting a super bowl half-time again? He’s not really good, and the few times an artist got billing on their own, they were legendary - michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé. Timberlake is many things, but legendary isn’t one of them.

“It’s probably gonna crush my mentions” —> 9 replies.

Everyone involved in this whole thing is terrible.

It’s hard to avoid falling into the “all a bunch of crooks” trap sometimes, especially when looking at politicians that have been at it a long time.

You’re underestimating how many people outside of English-speaking countries learn English via songs. Back when I was learning English, one of the main advantages of knowing new words was to be able to read lyrics of our favourite songs and slowly figure out what they meant. Add a dictionary to that, and we’d