I didn’t notice your sarcasm at first and was ready to rip you a new one. Ballerinas are badass.

Because whether it’s interesting or not, the result of this election will impact her life significantly. The woman quoted said “Doesn’t make a difference to me.” But it will make a difference.

“I’m not interested in politics” another vendor told me, a young black woman. “Doesn’t make a difference to me.”

The Melania speech came out of nowhere and caught everyone unawares. And that was the *first* day.

This meme is both overused and underused this year.

I went to the /TheDonald subreddit, and their convoluted explanaton was the *obviously* this was all done on purpose so the media would be forced to quote Melania Trump’s speech verbatim all day.

“I didn’t plagiarize Michelle Obama, I plagiarized a magincal pony unicorn”

Doubtful. There is clearly nothing he’s not able to blame in Clinton, no matter how wholly unrelated to her it is.

What if she genuinely wrote the speech, deliberately put Michelle’s words in there as a giant F-you to Donald and we’re all missing it?

Kasich is one of the Republicans who want this whole dumpster to burn down. I bet he’d feel vindicated if something went wrong.

It bothers me so much that this doesn’t actually rhyme...

White men have been voting based on identity for most of the US’s history, and it never seemed to bother anyone before...

So it’d be a white woman according to the latest stats. Now, if only there were one of two of these running for office, we could shorten the list and put just these two up on the ballot and avoid a lot of the mess!

I feel so bad for Monica Lewinsky this election season. I watched her TED Talk on how she barely survived the whole scandal, and how life is as a permanent BJ joke punchline, and I am so impressed by her. She’s very strong, yet, she is very very vulnerable. I hope for her she found an isolated place with no Internet…

That’s a great op-ed, thanks for sharing.

I’m with you. And the sunglasses? Accessorizing on point!

Jesus. If being put on a mogical bad-people list is literally just as bad as life in prison, how about we just make those lists available for all crimes, do away with prison altogether, and save the state tons of money?

Melissa McCarthy looks stupendous there.

Does Trump like anyone who doesn’t have the last name “Trump”?

All the facepalms.