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Jon Voight’s an idiot.” Haha, preach!

They keep it up and I’m gone.

Man, I don’t know a solitary soul beyond The Rock who is excited for Black Adam. Everything in the trailer looks like a mid-aughts C+ superhero movie.

He’s also the reason we got this gem on Rick & Morty:

Take a breather, Racism Bot.

there are black gods in Hades bc there were black ppl in Ancient Greece. hope this helps

Ummm, hi, yes, umm... can you hear m- hi, yes, sooooo... You know the, uhhh... sorry, let me start over, sorry, ummm... so, this is a six part question. Well, parts four and five are really more anecdotes than questions, and part two is really a three part question in itself... I guess I can boil it down to one part,

Other than LOTR, Tolkien didn’t write anything but some short stories, sketches, outlines, copious notes, all that often conflicted with each other, and almost all before LOTR. For the 20 years after LOTR was published he just didn’t have the compunction to write a novel again. That he didn’t write any stories

“What is this being paid you speak of?”

I love getting reviews sent back in time from people in the future who’ve already seen the show. Very helpful.

Fuck him and his whole fucking rat family. He conspired to smear his brother’s victims in the media. What a rat.

Conan The Destroyer remains the greatest D&D movie of all time.

Oh, man, there was a really good trilogy of movies in the early 2000s that featured a big (unwieldy, really; they had to split them up for the second two movies) party with halfings, a dwarf, some elves, and humans, and a bunch of different classes. They played kind of fast and loose with how their wizards functioned,

Nah, I’m good. I’m still feeling the after effects of finding out what the Roblox CEO makes.

Wait, which is it?
You say women should do shit for themselves. But then say I (a dude) should go to a WNBA game. How is me attending a game I do not enjoy helping women do shit for themselves?

If you’re going to be pedantic, then maybe you should spell vineyard correctly, or capitalize Martha’s Vineyard. It makes for a stronger argument.

But I bet this won’t be the last GoT related post you comment on

He has never lost his touch for me. Some of his films are better than others, but he is probably the most reliable living director I can think of with a filmography his size. Also, he is pretty much perfect for Henry Sugar.

Asteroid City is a poetic meditation on the meaning of life.