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Eh, I’m waiting for part two to see how the whole thing hangs together, because part one, as fun as it was, is all setup.

If you’re talking about No Way Home, I can dig it.

I hate how correct this sounds.

Poverty, mainly.

Sure, but controllers do have their uses, especially when space is at a premium. You don’t expect me to fit a mouse and keyboard in my personal submarine, do you?

Court, actually. You really don’t want to mess around with hearsay in court.

To be fair to Ennis,

It’s just Kripke disappearing up his own ass with his virulent anti-right extreme-left point of view.

Damn, Eva Longoria is tiny.

I grew up on Connery, but Casino Royale and Skyfall are top tier Bond.

I guessed they missed the part where he’s a veteran with PTSD then?

To be fair, Hardy’s American accents have never been all that good.

That intro scene is critical to properly understanding Luke’s character. He’s not some drunken asshole smashing up parking meters, he’s methodically cutting them off with a pipe cutter.  However ineffectively, he’s raging against a machine he no longer wants to be a part of.

Hey, at least he didn’t bring up the Jewish Space Lazors.

I don’t condone this behavior, except when I’m being paid to.

But for an entertainment news web site, it’s a bit Thought Police-y to say interviews like these shouldn’t be covered whatsoever.”

As an ex-small business owner, small business owners are some of most vile and cowardly pieces of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of being associated with.

You know what?  Fuck you for making me read that.  Go mow your lawn.

There are two of us!

Be awesome if they did, though.