Yeah, I’m thinking he’s finally noticed a decline in his wealth.

Just watched it, it’s soulless. A chatbot could have written a better script.

Fuck outta here.  Either ANH or ROTJ has the number two spot, depending on your tolerance for Ewoks.

“The soldiers grabbed the girl and carried her into their abode. One of them tried to protect her and the others subdued him and threatened to make him watch. The CO then comes and says he gets first crack at her.”

And maybe just...let them hang out and do relatable shit instead of plowing through another overly plotted mystery.

“that don’t die at the end of the movie.”

Sounds like you got a lot of work to do.

Technically, everything’s just a prequel for Warhammer 40k.

If Joe Rogan’s gonna be dethroned, it’s not going to be Garland doing it.

Y’all had a game show for president.  The fuck you mean, really dumb?

I have no idea why’d you’d compare a season of TV to a movie when there’s literally thousands of TV shows that did worse than S&B on that list.

The Marc Evan Jackson one broke me a little.

My wife would punch me so hard if I didn’t accept an invitation to go day drinking with Dua Lipa.

CTRL+F The OA...

You sound like the people who pronounce ‘gif’ like it’s peanut butter. You’re somewhat technically correct, but no one cares.

Sure was.

With paragraphs like that, no wonder the profession is dead.

Are there any of you actually left with a full time job?

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