What took us years, even decades to experience can be done in an afternoon on Pornhub now.  That’s some amazing efficiency gains.

Yeah, but is it better or worse than Forrest Gump? That’s all I wanna know.

Speaking as a long time Zep fan, I think I prefer this version of the song.

“there are people who don’t resonate with Fight Club because its beats don’t really intersect with their formative experiences. Much like I, having no experience with the 60s counterculture, didn’t get a lot out of Easy Rider”

If nothing else, Panic Room is too high. It belongs below The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Lost my damned shit the first time I saw that.

*laughs in Sturgeon’s law*

“Jean-Claude Van Damme could come in as Mr. O’Connor, a retired police officer or something who taught Paul Walker’s character everything he knows about saving the world, and Dom and Mia have to track him down to help do whatever in the next movie.”

Sure, but it’s still a shitty batting average IMO, and I say that as someone who doesn’t hate Star Wars quite as much as the average nerd.

You’ve managed to point out something everybody here already knows and do it in the least constructive way possible. Impressive!

“Criticizing a Scorsese movie for being too violent is kind of like criticizing the pope for being too religious.”

Which, thank fuck for that. Already got one Hoover in the movie already.

“We need to find a more nuanced way to talk about who gets to tell these stories”

Fuck it, just call in sick and get it done.

Oh good, I wasn’t the only one.

Solid list. Surprised myself by how many of these toppings I’ve actually tried. I didn’t think I was that big of a burger nut.

“On the plus side, we can totally avoid watching it!”

Congrats on your MD!

We get it.  Doesn’t really change how we receive the work, though.

What would be the point, when you keep shifting the goalposts?