I’ll take 95 shit shows over 665 any day of the week.

Suddenly, do we go from 700 shows back to 100?

Same, but for Christine Baranski.

I’m sure it was a lovely show, but I’m fairly sure we didn’t miss anything.

We don’t do self-reflection here.  The kids are always wrong.

I would happily murder someone if it would get Jason Mewes a part in an Anderson film.

But I don’t.  That comment wasn’t even for you.  Are you ok?

Well, yeah.  That’s the whole point.

That’s some serious laser focus there, my dude. I’m impressed.

Yeah, this. The only times I’ve bothered biking to work is when I don’t really have to be presentable to do my job (or doing my job is going to dirty and sweat me up so that it doesn’t matter.)

Man, I haven’t had to trot this one out in a while, but:  You must be fun at parties.

She’s levitating.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/focus-groups-show-voters-often-question-facts-gop-plans-rcna99228

In the first movie, he’s an unstoppable agent of death. In the second movie, all it takes is the right UNO card, and he’s automatically someone’s bitch.

Congresscritters don’t give a shit how many companies are part of your lobbying group, just whether or not the check clears.

I know a guy

My sister was so upset.  She was down for a Tarantino-penned crime thriller, but it when it turned into a vampire flick halfway through, she was pissed.  Guess she never saw any of the trailers...

I mean, if he can get Lil’ Jon and Ludacris to show for Yeah!, it’ll be worth a watch.

I will happily eat something inedible if Trump goes anywhere near an actual picket line.