Rob Cordry’s roller coaster of excitement and disappointment as he waits for Crispin Glover to lose an arm is one of the best running gags I’ve ever seen in a comedy.

Kinda disappointed that Spielberg is willing to be that dumb.

Sarah Connor literally terminates the Terminator in the first movie, and gives it a kiss off line. That’s plenty kick-ass for me.

If you think Bran’s gonna be King at the end of the books, I have some Theranos stock you might want to buy.

“So while they wrote, directed and produced some weak shit, it wasn’t really their fault.”

Even Charles Dickens would be like “Tyler Rake?  C’mon mate, try and be a little more creative.”

And it has its own theme song!

The correct answer is anything from Spirited Away.

From the article:

“The Los Angeles Kings without Wayne Gretzky?”

This is going to make all the Alec Baldwin haters sad.

You fuck ONE goat...

I don’t know about ok, but it’s legal in Florida.

Just rewatched that recently. It does not hold up.  But it was always trashy fun.

A story based around Jesus’ life is not only interesting, but fucking funny too.

“we watched a lot of garbage back in the day not because we liked it, but because there’s wasn’t a whole lot on”

I’ll always be bummed that Brandon Routh never got a shot at growing the role.  I thought he was great, even if the movie wasn’t.

Hmmm, I could go go for a rewatch of Primal Fear instead.

Bruh, you don’t even respect reality.