I’d respect teams a lot more if they were just honest about guys like Winston and didn’t try to shove this bullshit down our throats:

Once you get into the playoffs, anything can happen. And that is when a singular talent like Trout could make a difference on his own.

I knew he and Skip were friends, but I didn’t know it was love.

I find the ubiquitous presence of Stephen A. Smith more difficult to explain than the election of Donald Trump.

I thought this was obvious. Stephen A. Smith has been in love with himself for as long as I can remember.

Those numbers you posted are for the total adjusted gross with inflation, so it is accurate that this $41 million opening is the largest for the franchise (the opening numbers listed in the 30s in the article are accurate for the others).

My best, Ed

Serena was the greatest at last year’s Australian even without the period.

Both of those spin off shows were horrible. I will say that LeBlanc’s first (?) appearance on Married with Children is one of my favorites, its the episode where Al is trying to figure out a song he likes just based on humming “Hmm hmm, him...”

I want my 5 minutes back.

A Mets Nursery Rhyme by Hollow Log

When John Skipper said there was too much white in his life, he was talking about drugs.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

You take that back. They did the best damn Gob of any show from the mid-2000s.

Arrested Development Maeby the most overrated show of all time...

So, objections:

1. White people who live in New York have to say bodega. Because otherwise they’re calling it a “corner store” or “convenience store” and that just doesn’t properly encapsulate a bodega.

7. Do not ban this word. Then we’re going to get (more) white people saying stuff like “SoHa” (an abomination that…

Is officially on the list because too many black people use ninja as a substitute for nigga, and all popular nigga substitutes are banned from white mouths.

It is so incredibly dishonest that the writer left out that fact that police received MULTIPLE 911 calls that he was believed to be pointing a “gun” at people. Why neglect to mention that? I’m genuinely curious. Did you think it’s immaterial?

I got to say, this time it really does look like a gun. Not that that is a justification, just saying.

Part One, anyway.