So is What Happens in Vegas

Moral or financial?

Between the constant falls and the obnoxious, never-ending chatter from Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir, I quit watching the skating events.

Not monitoring potential school shooters frees up some time.

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Sorry, Cheap Girls. I guess you’re not changing your name.

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

They are 4-11. That was the first time all year his teammates actually blocked someone.

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

+2

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

“In fact, it was pretty easy,” he said. “I wasn’t planning on this year being the last one. But I thought, this is a sign.”

I don’t know whether it’s worthwhile to point out again that Time’s person of the year isn’t an honor. It can be, and it has been, and I believe it is this year. But to criticize the fact that Trump made the shortlist is to ignore the fact that the title is given to the person or group who “for better or for worse...…

That’s cold-blooded.

Cameraman: dammit MARTA!!!!!!

#KneeToo.

Did anyone else think Megyn was canceled when they saw the headline?