That winning TD play was brilliant.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Can he kick field goals?

I’m tired of all the couldawouldashoulda from 2016, we’re stuck with Trump now. Ya’ll can let go of all that back & forth stuff. It’s time to leave your egos & pride out. I need the DNC to get on the ball with solutions to help the poor & middle class people. Listen to the poor folks, listen to their issues!…

My guess.

I think that was his malignant lie.

Is this much of a surprise? Gerard Butler is basically more Nicolas Cage than Nicolas Cage at this point. I see his name in the preview and I don’t even consider seeing the film.

Jumpkick them non-stop. That flying knee works too, but it’s hard to pull off sometimes.

“The Jason?”

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

And don’t hand me a big stack of papers that is full of various paperclips. We both know all the paperclips will fall off eventually and then it will be pandemonium! #TeamDiagonalStaple

Diagonal is the superior method obviously. I was shocked this was not presented as an option.

Diagonal or GTFO.

exactly. you turn the page diagonally when it is stapled, so the correct answer is that anyone on team vertical or horizontal is a mental incompetent. Fire these people.

This is the correct answer.

#Diag4Eva

Diagonal, pointing toward the middle of the document? Or rotated 90 degrees from that?

Exactly - why did these chucklefucks miss that?

#TeamDiagonal

Respectfully, I don’t think Tarp Nap Dude is napping. I think he’s lying there till the spins slow down and he can finally stand back up.